So, as I said in my last post, my boyfriend and I were in a car accident a few months ago. Luckily, everyone was ok but my poor little car was totaled. We can’t function without two cars so we had to put our grown-up panties on and get a new car. We agreed upon and purchased a Kia Soul. This car is fancy, guys. Well…I guess it’s not like SUPER fancy but it’s definitely the nicest car I have ever owned. Let me tell you, the shit they will charge you for with a new car is effing ridiculous! Car mats, for example, are $150.00. Let me repeat, $150.00 dollars for some cheap ass carpet floor mats. Unreal. So, during the purchasing process nightmare we tell them we don’t want their sketchy mats. I’ll take that $150.00 and get a new wardrobe, thank you very much. Actually let’s be honest, that money will get sucked away by the dogs. “Oh no!”, they say, “We will throw them in for free”. I’m pretty sure they just, like, come with the car…but whatever…I swear I’m getting to the point soon…
Soooooo… We decide to order some mats from Ebay for $15.00 and our plan was to seal up the originals for when we eventually decide to sell the car or trade it in. I, of course, ordered some awesome hot pink, cheetah print mats. I’ve never had anything so fun for a car and I was really excited to get these. I waited and waited..having my boyfriend coming home on his lunch breaks to check for the package. I finally came home from a particularly stressful day to see this…
Thanks for taking my little piece of joy
I guess my bf, knowing what kind of pissy mood I was in, decided it wouldn’t be a good idea to text me and let me know the whole package had been eaten. If you have dogs, expect every little moment of joy to be taken away and replaced with stinky, hot, sometimes smells like cat shit, dog breath.
Weird Shit My Dogs Eat 